POP-UP….hey abhishek will u plz help me to fill the CAPR form…? Yeah sure…don’t worry u would get admission….did i say him to not worry..??? Well actually he was calling a trouble for himself by getting into engg.…was he really….well the Mumbai University (MU as we call) have been thought of having lost its glory…and that the engg’s produced here rendered useless after BE and the courses futile.. But it hardly makes any difference when you know your purpose of getting into a professional course and that the tactic of how u resist from turning yourself useless is the key for an MU engineer….
So there was i... into a MU college…”first year is very tough…u need to work really hard...”...yea yea….fuck you...3 kt the tujhe…but then i used to say…yaa re would try my best…:P:P…eneways starting with this.. This isn’t how i got into engineering nor is it how to study for FE.((not the correct person to ask about..))…this is only for how to enjoy SEM1-2….
DMCE…first day…J
Starting from my first day…lucky boy me..second-last aieee quota student to enter into Datta Meghe CE for electronics….but those were just CAP-rounds.. Real rounds were yet to begin…started with it…first day. The building (old) seemed to me as a castle with none of the classrooms indentified…thanks to seniors for helping me..Yes they help a lot. And don’t RAG..!! Got into F2…roll no 35...saw a man entering into the classroom…yippee it was dhruva..My yukti mate. How din i know of him being into the same coll..?? Leave it…asked the branch…and then came to me the best word of my life...”ELECTRONICS”…i was out of this world then….rest of the day. I was like who cares…bring it ON.. ….Then entered into the workshop of DM…man it was like a furnace, good luck Mechanical kids…!!…it was then..Deshmukh sir with his FULL ON pakau speech on what is engg. ((lol..Sir hope the teachers know that..)).??.What is real wealth..((it’s not money but knowledge ...philosophical things go good for making impression ...i did..))…. and then gave me the most non-sense idea of FE..” Draw the diagrams as shown in the chart above” crap has he gone mad..Give me the tools to break his head..Not to draw them…how the hell is it gonna help me?…but like everyone. I kept quiet.(( wish we were united on that day as we were l8r for the whole sem))…..first day was of mixed emotions…i was happy that i was into engg..((Immature evaluation))…but then the reserved category guys..((Useless stuffs in every college. With minimal intellect)) disturbed me…i even dared to ask a few about their branch..and each time they answered anything except etrx..i was the happiest creature on planet…and would go out of the world…then re-entered after seeing another Chaplin stuff….whatever..DM had quite a few NSD’s.((don ask what it means unless u r a guy))…engg coll's don have many..no-one in my division though;…:(…:(
NOW SEM1…
.1: Applied Mechanics- Done for JEE.
2: BEE- Done for JEE and Jr. college electronics.
3: Computer Programming- new to it and was sure to have fooled myself ,if i was to do it all by myself…((LELE sir ROCKS,!!))
4: applied subjects: frankly useless subjects for an engg student….
so as u see…i was left with few things to ponder upon..so it was FUN..!!
i saw the textbooks. .weird ones…the teachers were more…!!! my Appchem. teacher..( late..:() was interesting with her English and don’t know how. she had me as the Class Representative.. wish it gave me the power of removing a person from the division…((the lizard.:P:P:P..just a wish)).…..then came the time for attending the practical’s. I wonder how many resistors i broke.((laukik..give the ammeter back to coll yaar..))..CP pracs toh ultimate…copy-paste the progs from others folder..was the trick..((got it..!!!!)) just as i explored this.. something came to the notice board…what is it..?? MID-TERMS ..what’s this now…? “”arre faaltu stuffs..”oki then..no prob..let it be..he he””…really who studies in engg before PL(( seniors guide the BEST))..and how was i indifferent ??….got to see the toppers of the division…sanket khambete 24/25 in CP….that was it,,,my CP guru for the rest of the sem.((scored 1 less than him in the sem..so he is still guru))…mean-while got into contact with many new friends..((mostly etrx..don’t you doubt my devotion)) but the most weird thing was. They called me DADA..thanks to yukti..:P….just as i wished that girls don’t call me by this…there was a sound back dere....”arre dada…” :P Full ON..!!!
It was all fun…till they gave this assignments,journals,(( these are meant to be written on your own after a thorough study of the topic))…for then i realised the most important invention of the century..XEROX MACHONE…..thanks a lot Mr Carlson…..writing assignments on the famous STEPS at DM would be the most rocking memory of the sem… one day as i was enjoying the bread pakoda of the canteen(( useless))….laukik ” arre dada. TT aala…” kasla..?? SEM1…fuck.((I gave bttr ones..just used some netiquettes.))..i just got in and they have the SEM’s.?…..yeah yeah..sem1 was here….saw the TT…((they had holidays as one can go to goa after every exam and watch only one point. each day. He would at the end of the exam end viewing it completely))….but then that was the only time engineers studied. Thrilled PL…my life’s first of kind…””abbe choddd yaar…jo hoga dekhenge,,,””-jitesh….yea yea…got over with the exams so long that i could have even managed to have an entire Europe tour in that duration…but yess…i was OUT of the tyranny..expecting a good KT in physics…….((yea i escaped it l8r))
Kab hai result (( why they give us that..enjoy urself))….?? almost a month spent asking this..then finally one day..(( i don remember such days)) what a rush…maardi puri kake…500+ wrestlers on a board to kno their sem1 kartoot….i then realised how height can benefit at times…606…(75.75) not that bad…;)..sem1 ended…yeah then din give me holidays in between..they had the cultural festival too..((sorry i don kno.. how it was..din interest me…alien me..…))..i end my sem1 here….because my words should end…my memos wont…
SEM2..((immune to useless things as of now))
This was the time to capitalize my friendship with A V Dhruva (( nicest paintings i have seen till now....extended to Engineering Drawing as well))…sem 2 for me was all about ED….rest all was fine…manageable. Else i should say..”could be done in PL” …i hardly had anything done on my own…Dhruva from one side and sanket (( yea he is good at drawing too)) from other…completed my sheets so efficiently that they somehow managed that i never go down from an A+ grade…yea nice stuffs really…the real time for me..was when they (( sort of teachers)) asked to make the sheets in DH4..the furnace of DM…i escaped the show so efficiently..man so proud of myself…how wouldn’t i.??…Dhruva was to make it naa…:P
then someone said me…arre CS mein kya karna hai..?? to which i was..”pehle CS hota kya hai bata..” oki its communication skills…achha achha…then entered Aruna Henry..( Honry Horny)…coolest teacher i have ever met till now in DM…and she said..”we have organised an audio session..” this was the most striking day for me…2 hrs of ultimate sleep.."
“ sir what would u like to have,…one beer…certainly sir..”” in full ON English accent….lol…i fear the day i was made to talk like that…..
then in the air was the college festival..TECHNITUDE…man this is why. People score less in even sems…they have the real fun enclosed….then soon i realised..i was in FE and had the least say for any of the event…:(…eneways i enjoyed the days…with a working bot of my life made in the robotics workshop.((.i was sure electronics was the right choice..!!!))…dhruva winning hand-painting and sanket getting 10,000/- for finding treasure..(( did they ask u to point the BEST-STUDENT..??? very simple isn’t it..?? mee offcource..:P:P))…assignments were ok ok..this time.somehow managed it well just before 5 mins of the submission…
This SEM was better for me than the previous one…as I had many hot-spots revealed near the college….encounter..((gaming hub)), gavdevi maidan ((football—sometimes for me…:P)).it naturally means I didn’t sit for many lectures..((kay re bala.??)) .got to know many friends personally…((Dhruva and his Indo-CHINA))..manish and his group.((magnet and iron-fillings))….but the good part is they thought of me so trustworthy of having talked about that with me…((lafde ka case hai..)).
Then what…WHAT..??? yah yah SEM2 TT..((isn’t there any way..they notified me a week before they issue such notices. I would then go to Himalayas and become a sanyaasi))….maths first phy,chem BAND bajja..then what CP..okki..then wat CS..fine and then ED bamboo…i have mentioned it too how I ended with them ((hopefully))…finally..i am done with it,,,and now what….enduring those memo’s...((@ left..we at CS presentation..))
.Looking forward to a ROCKING SE.!!!